Bidding War

There are these boots on ebay that I could use for a costume. They are perfect and I want them. This stupid biddy who just joined ebay yesterday is playing a nasty battle for MY boots. Being new she is really eager to play the bidding battle. It's fun, those boots are cute, and she's never bid against someone before. Too bad for her. Those boots are on sale for another 12 hours. The minute before they will be sold to her, they will be mine. Oh, yes. I will play dirty. I will allow her to think she has gotten some of the coolest black boots in the whole world, and then I will rip that Queen of the Mountain rug right out from under her! Raise the price on boots that were meant for me, will ya? We'll just see about that...